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thebratqueenFor the... somethingth day in a row I've woken up feeling sick to my stomach.
So either the bug that got me last week is still with me, or I'm pregnant.
The latter option would be kind of interesting as, to my knowledge, I haven't been around any sperm for, sadly, quite a while.
OTOH I could be carrying the Second Coming.
*ponders*
Think the world's going to mind that their savior is a three-headed gumbaby?
Think God's going to mind that the carrier of said savior titters every time she says "Second Coming"?
They don't cover these kinds of questions in CCD, lemme tell ya.
*goes back to thinking dry cracker-type thoughts*
So either the bug that got me last week is still with me, or I'm pregnant.
The latter option would be kind of interesting as, to my knowledge, I haven't been around any sperm for, sadly, quite a while.
OTOH I could be carrying the Second Coming.
*ponders*
Think the world's going to mind that their savior is a three-headed gumbaby?
Think God's going to mind that the carrier of said savior titters every time she says "Second Coming"?
They don't cover these kinds of questions in CCD, lemme tell ya.
*goes back to thinking dry cracker-type thoughts*
