Ten things

[thebratqueen]

All fandomhigh this time:

For anomilygrace Five things Willow would show Peter in Sunnydale

1) The Hellmouth, because how could she not?

2) UC Sunnydale, partially just to show him and partially because sometimes she feels like she needs to prove she was together enough to go into college.

3) Whatever place Buffy, Xander, and Giles pick for the "So what are your intentions towards our Willow?" meal/grilling session.

4) The Bronze, assuming that's not the location of #3.

5) Her bedroom. What? He's gotta sleep somewhere!



For froggimus_rex Five things Angel (and possibly Logan) did with the three-headed gumbaby that Cal would have killed them for if she'd found out.

1) "No."

"But - "

"No!"

"But, Logan - "

"Dude, I don't care how cute you think he looks, or that for some reason your tiny vampire brain thinks guys in that profession are manly. There is no way Callisto is going to put up with seeing her kid in a ballet outfit."

"But... Little tights!"

"No!"

"Sigh. Fine."

2) "I need fifty bucks."

"Logan, it's not that you took my kid to Vegas."

"Great town."

"Or that you somehow managed to find a way to bring him to a poker game."

"He's got to learn how to play sometime."

"It's that you used him for a bet - "

"I had a bad run!"

" - and lost him!"

"Which would be why I need the fifty bucks."

"I am so not the one who gets to tell Cal about this."

"Fair enough."

3) "Now watch Daddy. We work the product from the back of the head and slowly bring it to the front..."

4) "But why can't I introduce him to Cordelia?"

5) "So I have to pay how much to take 'Alexander' off his birth certificate?"