More five things

[thebratqueen]

I remain without news. I am newsless. News-challenged. This is doing my nerves absolutely no good whatsoever.

So, I do more five things:

For flaming_muse Five things that Protocol!Angel will never, ever admit to anyone else that he really likes about Protocol!Wes.

1) The mannerisms. He doesn't believe Wes actually likes doing them, and Angel's convinced he should be encouraging Wes to cut it the hell out, let his hair down, and chill for a minute. Still, you've got to admit the whole thing is an art and when he's doing it Wes is like poetry in motion.

2) The sex. It's nobody's business and Angel hates those who occasionally look at Wes like a whore - actually no, he hits those who occasionally look at Wes like a whore. But point being there's stereotypes that don't need encouraging and that's about a thousand of them. Still. The sex. Day-um.

3) The sarcasm. He gets enough lip from Spike... and Xander... and Connor.... and pretty much everybody else as it is already so not like this needs encouragement either. But still, it's signs of life behind all the training and Angel loves it.

4) The smile. 'nuff said.

5) The kitte.... actually no, Angel's not even telling himself that one, let alone other people.



For mpoetess 5 times Willow kinda wanted to punch Xander right in the nose

1) You kissed CORDELIA???

2) You had SEX WITH FAITH??

3) Anya? Seriously???

4) That time you made fun of my handwriting which I realize is slightly off the current theme of things we're talking about but still! I worked really hard at that and my Ys were not too loopy!

5) YOU CAN'T TELL A GIRL YOU'RE GAY????



And for just_wolf 5 things Pet!verse Spike would never say to Angel.

1) You're right.

2) You're right

3) You're right

4) You're right

5) Actually you're better in bed than I am too.