Belly dance
Aug. 11th, 2005 04:57 pmI am going to attempt to go to belly dance tonight. I have to, since next week the teacher won't be there so if I miss tonight I'll have missed a whole month. And if I miss a whole month the universe will come to an end, and I just can't bear that kind of responsibility on my shoulders.
My car has a full tank of gas, my AAA membership has been expanded, I've got post-class snacks, a cell phone charger, you name it.
So you just know I'll break down anyway in the middle of nowhere, get attacked by ravenous bears who only view my snacks as appetizers, and you'll never see me again. Also the bears will run up my cell phone bill.
If that happens, you know the drill: somebody takes care of my cats, someone else avenges my death. If it influences your decision any, there's ice cream in my freezer.
My car has a full tank of gas, my AAA membership has been expanded, I've got post-class snacks, a cell phone charger, you name it.
So you just know I'll break down anyway in the middle of nowhere, get attacked by ravenous bears who only view my snacks as appetizers, and you'll never see me again. Also the bears will run up my cell phone bill.
If that happens, you know the drill: somebody takes care of my cats, someone else avenges my death. If it influences your decision any, there's ice cream in my freezer.