Memes

mpoetess tagged me on these and as I am sitting here at work trying to look busy, I leap upon the chance to have an excuse to type things:

'List five songs that you are currently digging ... it doesn't matter what genre they are from, whether they have words or even if they're any good but they must be songs you're really enjoying right now. Post these instructions, the artist and the song in your blog along with your five songs.'

( Five songs: )

'Whether it's "in addition to" or "instead of" the sort of entry you'd post in your lj, try posting one happy memory (without also putting in the doom and gloom "balance") and come up with one productive thing you have done in the past 24 hours. It doesn't have to be something huge -- if getting up and washing your face and brushing your teeth constitutes a big accomplishment, because you've been in a depressive funk for days, then that counts!'

( Happiness (with or without slavery) )

Finally: 'List 5 reasons why you are a dork. And make them good reasons. Justify them. Explain them. Be loud and proud about how big of a dork you are!'

( Our primary weapons are fear and surprise... )

Ta da!

Ack!

Ack! Why didn't anyone tell me that Morgan "Super Size Me" Spurlock has a blog and a book!

That's it, you're all fired.