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I have officially fallen in love with myself all over again.
Or my not-self. Or something.
I endorse masturbation! 8)
Or my not-self. Or something.
I endorse masturbation! 8)
Aug. 28th, 2003
Random thoughts
Aug. 28th, 2003 07:18 pm1. I love fall, but I hate the fact that the cooler temperatures have triggered a sinus headache.
2. After much deliberation, I have decided that my night shall consist of eating Chinese food and watching the MTV Video Awards
3. I am dateless for this event, since![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
beyondallreason has crassly decided not to move to the US in time for us to watch this together over the phone however
4. I shall forgive her, because she sent me a package of completely random swag and I am a whore for free gifts. Speaking of which:
5.zortified can stop giggling now, because I don't know what IRC conversation she thinks I might be referring to. But
6. She can be proud of herself because she sent me a most wonderful quilt that I shall show to Annika's grandparents this weekend, then mail off to Annika herself. Thank you!!
7.butterfly needs to move cross country and come live with me, where I shall molest her constantly and keep her in the style to which she is accustomed, except with better internet access
8. It is absolutely a sin againstnot_god and man that LJ refuses to allow me to have "bowie knife of the brain" as an interest. A reward of some sort to anyone who can figure out how to make this happen.
ETA 8a: Zort wins it with bowie knife del brain
9. I will not askstakebait for more characters in ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
handbasket_rpg as I barely have time to keep up with the ones I have. Plus I remain frustrated that just when I think I've created a wonderful post in parody, F_W links to something that proves to me that the reality can not be improved upon. I haven't had trouble like this since the days of Ayn Brice.
10. Donkies.
And with that, I bid you all adieu.
2. After much deliberation, I have decided that my night shall consist of eating Chinese food and watching the MTV Video Awards
3. I am dateless for this event, since
beyondallreason has crassly decided not to move to the US in time for us to watch this together over the phone however4. I shall forgive her, because she sent me a package of completely random swag and I am a whore for free gifts. Speaking of which:
5.
zortified can stop giggling now, because I don't know what IRC conversation she thinks I might be referring to. But6. She can be proud of herself because she sent me a most wonderful quilt that I shall show to Annika's grandparents this weekend, then mail off to Annika herself. Thank you!!
7.
butterfly needs to move cross country and come live with me, where I shall molest her constantly and keep her in the style to which she is accustomed, except with better internet access8. It is absolutely a sin against
not_god and man that LJ refuses to allow me to have "bowie knife of the brain" as an interest. A reward of some sort to anyone who can figure out how to make this happen.ETA 8a: Zort wins it with bowie knife del brain
9. I will not ask
stakebait for more characters in handbasket_rpg as I barely have time to keep up with the ones I have. Plus I remain frustrated that just when I think I've created a wonderful post in parody, F_W links to something that proves to me that the reality can not be improved upon. I haven't had trouble like this since the days of Ayn Brice.10. Donkies.
And with that, I bid you all adieu.
Those who like my writing may enjoy my thank you to Zort.
Bowie Knife del Brain and BowieKnife of the Brain are now LJ interests.
Kita doesn't hit refresh often enough.
Zort is adorable when she's spamming.
And I wouldn't mind Luna stealing my seat when I get up to check email if not for the fact that she actually stuck her tongue out at me when I asked her if she would jump in my grave that quickly.
Bowie Knife del Brain and BowieKnife of the Brain are now LJ interests.
Kita doesn't hit refresh often enough.
Zort is adorable when she's spamming.
And I wouldn't mind Luna stealing my seat when I get up to check email if not for the fact that she actually stuck her tongue out at me when I asked her if she would jump in my grave that quickly.
