Cool-Whip hotline, please hold
Apr. 29th, 2008 09:49 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
thebratqueenSo I'm having chips with my dinner of a yummy Panera salad and sandwich, and I noticed that on the bag it says "can be enjoyed with your favorite soups, salads, and sandwiches."
And I read this and I think ... why is that there? Were there people out there who were getting chips and then freaking out about what to do with them, yet they were too embarassed to ask? Do people check the instructions? Does anyone attempt to have the chips with something else that's not on the list - let's say a steak with a side of broccoli - and then stop themselves when they see it's not mentioned? Do folks get into arguments about it when one of them says to heck with it all and dives in and the other's going "NO, DAMN IT! NOW YOU'VE RUINED EVERYTHING!"? Were there others, pre-instructions, who stared at the bag and thought to themselves "Well I could eat them on their own but... what if I wanted to pair it with something? Say my favorite soup? Is that okay?"
What about the corporate meeting where the packaging was discussed? Who was the one to speak up and say "Hey, what about instructions?" and then the others were all "My god you're BRILLIANT!"
I wonder about these things.
And I read this and I think ... why is that there? Were there people out there who were getting chips and then freaking out about what to do with them, yet they were too embarassed to ask? Do people check the instructions? Does anyone attempt to have the chips with something else that's not on the list - let's say a steak with a side of broccoli - and then stop themselves when they see it's not mentioned? Do folks get into arguments about it when one of them says to heck with it all and dives in and the other's going "NO, DAMN IT! NOW YOU'VE RUINED EVERYTHING!"? Were there others, pre-instructions, who stared at the bag and thought to themselves "Well I could eat them on their own but... what if I wanted to pair it with something? Say my favorite soup? Is that okay?"
What about the corporate meeting where the packaging was discussed? Who was the one to speak up and say "Hey, what about instructions?" and then the others were all "My god you're BRILLIANT!"
I wonder about these things.
