Various observations of the day

[thebratqueen]

While driving to work today I saw a truck for a fish company called "Meat Without Feet." One of the best business names EVER.

While at work there were the following conversations:

Co-worker: So, are you deep in your celebrations for Lent?
Me: I gave up celebrating Lent for Lent.
Co-worker: ... that took me a second before I got it.
Me: Sometimes I do joke grenades.

Boss: You know the Planetarium? The big sphere of it? Okay, imagine what the Earth would be like if it was next to it.
Me: ... isn't the Earth already next to it?
Boss: Um - I may have set this up wrong.
Me: I was gonna say. I mean the Earth's right there underneath it.
Boss: Lemme start over...