They HAD to be disappointed

[thebratqueen]

Doing a check of my webstats. For shits and giggles I look at the keywords that people used in search engines in order to find my website.

The following people had to be disappointed:

Gunn NC-17 (Well in theory, just not connected)

Batman and Catwoman sex (Ditto)

Angel and Cordelia romantic stories (From me?)

Shrek fan fiction (??? - I don't even have the keyword of "Shrek" on my site!)

Flagstone walkway plans (Just call me Home Depot)

Super Lois fiction (Because I'm all about the stupid female characters)

Fish crafts (I turned this sturgeon into a lovely planter)

Candybar wrapper (Boy, "Easter Interlude" must have been quite the shock)

WWF Fanfic (That's "whips" not "wrestling")

Cordelia's having Wesley's baby fan fiction (No, but now I've got a plot bunny)

Hooters ads (A world of no)

Pictures of gerbils up gay guys butts (Ditto)

NC-17 Spike has sex with Xander in the shower fan fiction (See above)

Sex pistols sweatshirts (Sorry, don't think Spike's going to sell you his)

Dawn and Faith fanfiction NC17 (With each other? On my website?)

Armand Marius naked photos (We're aware these guys are fictional?)

Superman stripping stories ("He applied the chemicals to the desk and waited 20 min...")

Love poems about Angel and Cordelia (Roses are red, their forced non-chemistry sucks... I'm done.)

Sid and Nancy fan fiction (Maybe Spike has some? Possibly by the bed in the crypt?)

Animal sex fan fiction (Does Catman count?)

Pictures of Pink's naked body (If I had those I'd... be selling them on Ebay. And not looking at them directly.)

Inspector gadget fan fiction (Again, "I'm So Happy" must have been quite the shock)

Spanking Giles (Not that I've any objections per se...)

Cordelia works in a strip bar fanfiction (There's a plot bunny)

Angel and his May Queen fanfic (I thought he was the May Queen)

Nude Islamics Women (Which leads to me. Naturally.)

Freemasonary (I'd tell you but I'd have to kill you)

Finally, the keywords that undoubtedly caused the most disappointed reaction when my website came up in response to them:

James Walkswithwind. (No, but I do great imitations of her on the phone trying to order a pizza)