Fifteen things

[thebratqueen]

See, 'cause I'm doing three things of five each and.... shut up, my mom thinks I'm funny.

For wolfling FH: Five dates Willow never went on

1) All the times Seely Booth asked her. WTF, Seely, WTF?

2) Sure he was incredibly cute, but given his history with both Marie and Anders Willow just didn't think going to the movies with Conner would be right.

3) Joxer was sweet, and it was nice to be invited to do something with him and Kaylee, but even Willow knew that the phrase menage a trois didn't refer to the lunch special at Cafe Fina.

4) They had tons in common, Willow was really starting to enjoy girlkissy, and God knew she had a weakness for anyone with musical talent, let alone... well, that kind of musical talent. But something about having a long-term relationship with Michelle just ooked Willow out.

5) It wasn't that she didn't want to marry Peter, because boy howdy did she want to. And it wasn't that she wasn't grateful to Aslan for all that he'd done for Peter and his family because she really, really was. But, frankly, she'd never liked the concept of droit de seigneur in the abstract and she sure as heck wasn't going to agree to make it a reality even if anyone could explain to her how on earth this was supposed to work out given all the physical differences.



For just_3_apples Five times Willow hid in the library

1) Yes, the library did have scheduled hours. But finals week was finals week and by God she had to study. So after everyone had locked up, Willow slipped out of the book return cubby, nodded hello to Hermione who had secreted herself in the Lost & Found, and got to work on her notes.

2) No matter how many people assured her that accidentally mistyping the date of the Magna Carta on her paper was a mistake that could've happened to anyone, it wasn't until Mr. Lyman swore that he wasn't going to have her expelled that Willow could be convinced to stop camping out in the Library's section on Suicide How-Tos.

3) Willow did believe that finding out if an infinite number of Jamies with an infinite number of typewriters really could reproduce the complete works of Shakespeare was a valid extra-credit assignment for both Science and English, but Special Collections was the only place with room enough for them to run the experiment and Willow was sick and tired of asking for those permission slips.

4) Bad enough that Oz - her Oz - had shown up without warning and all these declarations of still being in love with her. But it had happened the day after Peter had spent so much time talking about her going off to college and him going back to Narnia that Willow was now convinced he was trying to break up with her, and the pressure of dealing with both of these scenarios at once was so overwhelming that hiding out with a grooming-obsessed genie was relaxing in comparison.

5) In hindsight, there were probably better ways to greet Callisto at Homecoming than asking her "So how's life in LA, you boyfriend-stealer?"



For lyrajane Five questions Willow will ask in Narnia

1) "The talking I'm okay with, but don't you find it hard to maintain eye contact given that none of the animals are wearing clothes?"

2) "Did Oreius really like my cookies or was he just saying so?"

3) "It's been great being here all this time and learning all these sort of old-fashionedy Narnia ways of dressing and doing things. But, um, it's been nearly a month now and, uh.... would it be okay if I talked with Susan and Lucy privately? About something you really do not want me to give you any details on?"

4) "Is it okay for High Kings to get smoochies?"

5) "You're sure Aslan isn't spying on us?"