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Me: Mail's coming

Boss: No it's not. The mail never comes on time.

Me: No, it's coming because I just finished the last of the huge stack of mail that was waiting for me from over the weekend. Ergo I have performed the necessary magic to make the mailman show up right now.

Boss: No way is it... Wait, is that the mail truck outside?

Me: Also, I can kill you with my brain.

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