OMG ANGST!!!

[thebratqueen]

So last night I come in from belly dance class and my cable's out.

No cable. No internet.

WAH!!!

Luckily I had a way to jerry rig a dialup connection, but still, OMG TRAUMA!!!

When I woke up today it was still out, so I dialed up customer service. Literally in five minutes somebody was at my door. I'm sure this is sheer coincidence of me calling at a time when a tech just happened to be next door or whatever, but even so I'm also certain my own wonderfulness had something to do with it.

*clings to flist* Never leave me again!!!

Also, for the record, I do not believe in kita0610. Oh sure, some might point out that I've met her in person and thus should absolutely believe in her. But you know folks, I wasn't born yesterday. That could've been an actress hired by swmbo just to keep up this lie that Kita is real.

So I say unto you: nay! I shall not clap my hands to make Kita real.

Instead I shall throw out pictures of naked David Boreanaz and wait the .000005 seconds it'll take for her to scurry out and grab them.

First I must get a net.