countdown to JH!
Aug. 27th, 2004 11:18 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
thebratqueenWell, my house has been put into some semblance of order. All this in honor of ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
justhuman, who comes to me tomorrow for tea, spices, and blowjobs. Which quite frankly makes it sound like coming to my house is like unto coming to the old kingdom of Siam, and to that I say: I have much, much cheaper bed linens.
Still, it should be fun. And it kicks off my hard-won three day weekend with the best of activities, which is to say talking about all of you behind your backs. Specificallyflaming_muse who, frankly, drinks like a fish and has a bit of a gambling problem. I don't like to point fingers, I just state things for the record and let people draw their own conclusions.
Alsowesleysgirl, who participates in cock fighting. There, I've said it and I think we're all a bit relieved to no longer have to pretend to not notice the feathers.
JH will be activating my abandonment issues sometime on Sunday afternoon, but until then I'll be busy making sure she doesn't kidnap my cats, so expect a bit of radio silence on this end until sometime around Sunday night. I'll miss you all desperately, but I'll be experiencing that sensation through frequent fantasies about Angel and Wesley and the various things they could do while naked and covered in oil. It's all about symbolism. The oil, for instance, is symbolic of friendship. Reacharounds are obviously symbolic of giving. It's poetry, really.
Try not to do anything I wouldn't do, and if you do by all means take pictures.
justhuman, who comes to me tomorrow for tea, spices, and blowjobs. Which quite frankly makes it sound like coming to my house is like unto coming to the old kingdom of Siam, and to that I say: I have much, much cheaper bed linens. Still, it should be fun. And it kicks off my hard-won three day weekend with the best of activities, which is to say talking about all of you behind your backs. Specifically
flaming_muse who, frankly, drinks like a fish and has a bit of a gambling problem. I don't like to point fingers, I just state things for the record and let people draw their own conclusions.Also
wesleysgirl, who participates in cock fighting. There, I've said it and I think we're all a bit relieved to no longer have to pretend to not notice the feathers.JH will be activating my abandonment issues sometime on Sunday afternoon, but until then I'll be busy making sure she doesn't kidnap my cats, so expect a bit of radio silence on this end until sometime around Sunday night. I'll miss you all desperately, but I'll be experiencing that sensation through frequent fantasies about Angel and Wesley and the various things they could do while naked and covered in oil. It's all about symbolism. The oil, for instance, is symbolic of friendship. Reacharounds are obviously symbolic of giving. It's poetry, really.
Try not to do anything I wouldn't do, and if you do by all means take pictures.
