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thebratqueenHoly crap, dude! Kerry actually had a real speechwriting team! With research and stuff!
I - I... can you do that? And still be president? 'cause as far as the last 3 and a half years show, apparently all you ever do is ramble a lot and say stuff that's quickly disproven using a two second search on google.
And they had brains. Oh, God, after months of Kerry being a total douchebag and not taking a stance and having all the Q-savvyness of a bowl of tapioca pudding they actually figured out how to present things properly. I'm convinced I dreamt it all. I can't tell what was the cooler move: the way they snuck in an appeal to evangelicals without actually putting Kerry's fingerprints on it, or the way that they actually understood that if you want to respond to Dubya you do it by smacking the attacks back at him with so much english attatched that you turn negatives into an intense positive.
That was damn near Sorkinesque!
(Okay, sure, he still looks and sounds like a cadaver and given his private personality I still think he's a bit of a douchebag but dude! He hired the right people! Thank fucking GOD! Lord knows the current asshole in office can't even do that much. Kerry's like a million points ahead of the game just for that alone.)
Wowzers!
I - I... can you do that? And still be president? 'cause as far as the last 3 and a half years show, apparently all you ever do is ramble a lot and say stuff that's quickly disproven using a two second search on google.
And they had brains. Oh, God, after months of Kerry being a total douchebag and not taking a stance and having all the Q-savvyness of a bowl of tapioca pudding they actually figured out how to present things properly. I'm convinced I dreamt it all. I can't tell what was the cooler move: the way they snuck in an appeal to evangelicals without actually putting Kerry's fingerprints on it, or the way that they actually understood that if you want to respond to Dubya you do it by smacking the attacks back at him with so much english attatched that you turn negatives into an intense positive.
That was damn near Sorkinesque!
(Okay, sure, he still looks and sounds like a cadaver and given his private personality I still think he's a bit of a douchebag but dude! He hired the right people! Thank fucking GOD! Lord knows the current asshole in office can't even do that much. Kerry's like a million points ahead of the game just for that alone.)
Wowzers!
