Man, I see more dick than a urinal
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flambeau.
Use fanfiction.net's Search >> Story By Summary and look up your name in either Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings.
You're supposed to then pick out the worst, but some of these amused me too damn much. Look at how much action I'm getting!
Meet [myname] Graham. One of her best friends is dead, and the other is missing. But will everything change at Hogwarts?
I feel like responding to that a la MST3K. "One of her friends is dead, the other missing - choose wisely!"
Harry, Ron, and Hermione go to Hawaii for vacation and meet a puzzling girl named [myname]. They start to wonder if [myname] is really telling them everything about herself...
The funny thing is that my name doesn't even sound remotely Hawaiian. Though I'm tempted to read just to find out if the secret is that I, like Pudge, control the weather.
My first song fic... It's [myname], Sirius's wife
Hey, if you had the joy of conjugal visits in Azkaban you'd be singing too. Though the slapfights with Remus were a real bitch to go through. No pun intended.
"Of all the wierd things that happen to me, today would be the day, wouldn't it?"--[myname] and her friends get sucked into the world of Harry Potter.
Meh. Happens to me everytime a new book comes out. Me sitting on the couch is hardly story worthy.
[myname] is new to Hogwarts, but it's not her new school that is making her miserable.
Noteworthy only because this one got both my first name and my middle name. Though they hyphenated it. I'm common, not Southern.
A Hufflepuff witnesses a Slytherin enter the Forbidden Forest. Not wanting to be a Tattle she keeps this to herself. But later, she learns he hasn't returned. So, with the desire to win Hufflepuff some recogniztion, [myname] enters the forest.
Dude! I will accept my apparent fate to be Gryffondor instead of Slytherin, but I will not be a Hufflepuff! Though now I'm wondering if this story contains me and centaur sex....
Two O/C's, [myname] Ravenclaw (In-Law of the Deceased Rowena Ravenclaw) and Seymour Slytherin (Salazar Slytherin's son made with a veela). One dies but who. Just give it a shot?
Okay, okay - being an actual Ravenclaw could be cool. Sex with a Slytherin, so you know it was enjoyable. Plus I'm part veela. I could definitely do worse.
[myname] Snape comes to Hogwarts...
One word: Incest. I'm not saying it's in the story, I'm just saying I'd be adding it at every available opportunity.
Really Cheezy Ron and [myname] Fanfic. [myname] is a transfer and she and Ron are meant for each other...really really really chezzy!!!!
Woohoo! I bagged a Weasley! Okay in a cheezy fic, but still...
Slightly AU, or so I hear. Summer between gang's sixth and seventh year. Hermione's POV. She goes away with her cousin [myname] to be leaders on Camp Moonlake, and she's in for a big surprise...
You know, if I've told my cousin Hermione once I've told her a hundred times, I do not want to be a camp counselor at the same place all those kids died last year. I have sex, I'd never last a second there!
[myname] grabbed his hands helping him up, she bit her lip pulling him closer. Oliver could smell her flowery perfume and it was driving him insane, he bent down his lips touching hers for a sweet kiss.
I bagged Wood?? GO ME!!!
Truth is, everyone is who they are by something that has happened in the past. Everyone has a past. [myname] has a past. But who will uncover it first, the good side, or the Dark side?
Amusing to me because of the title: [myname], A Canadian at Hogwarts. Hey Wolf? Guess this means I'll suddenly be able to follow a hockey puck? ;)
In desperation Dumbledore sends a young girl to the past to save none other then Harry Potter. The future is dark and has only one hope, a girl named [myname] finding Harry and saving him.
I'm Harry's only chance? Oh man, sucks to be him.
And, finally...
[myname] is a first year at Hogwarts she is an animagist for a shapeshifter and is a metamorphmagist like her mom tonks in book 5 her dad is an ancient fox named snow he took on a human form.
I'm an animagist, shapeshifter, metamorphmagist and I also make julienne fries! Act now and you'll get this plastic cutting board at no extra cost to you! Order today!
flambeau.Use fanfiction.net's Search >> Story By Summary and look up your name in either Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings.
You're supposed to then pick out the worst, but some of these amused me too damn much. Look at how much action I'm getting!
Meet [myname] Graham. One of her best friends is dead, and the other is missing. But will everything change at Hogwarts?
I feel like responding to that a la MST3K. "One of her friends is dead, the other missing - choose wisely!"
Harry, Ron, and Hermione go to Hawaii for vacation and meet a puzzling girl named [myname]. They start to wonder if [myname] is really telling them everything about herself...
The funny thing is that my name doesn't even sound remotely Hawaiian. Though I'm tempted to read just to find out if the secret is that I, like Pudge, control the weather.
My first song fic... It's [myname], Sirius's wife
Hey, if you had the joy of conjugal visits in Azkaban you'd be singing too. Though the slapfights with Remus were a real bitch to go through. No pun intended.
"Of all the wierd things that happen to me, today would be the day, wouldn't it?"--[myname] and her friends get sucked into the world of Harry Potter.
Meh. Happens to me everytime a new book comes out. Me sitting on the couch is hardly story worthy.
[myname] is new to Hogwarts, but it's not her new school that is making her miserable.
Noteworthy only because this one got both my first name and my middle name. Though they hyphenated it. I'm common, not Southern.
A Hufflepuff witnesses a Slytherin enter the Forbidden Forest. Not wanting to be a Tattle she keeps this to herself. But later, she learns he hasn't returned. So, with the desire to win Hufflepuff some recogniztion, [myname] enters the forest.
Dude! I will accept my apparent fate to be Gryffondor instead of Slytherin, but I will not be a Hufflepuff! Though now I'm wondering if this story contains me and centaur sex....
Two O/C's, [myname] Ravenclaw (In-Law of the Deceased Rowena Ravenclaw) and Seymour Slytherin (Salazar Slytherin's son made with a veela). One dies but who. Just give it a shot?
Okay, okay - being an actual Ravenclaw could be cool. Sex with a Slytherin, so you know it was enjoyable. Plus I'm part veela. I could definitely do worse.
[myname] Snape comes to Hogwarts...
One word: Incest. I'm not saying it's in the story, I'm just saying I'd be adding it at every available opportunity.
Really Cheezy Ron and [myname] Fanfic. [myname] is a transfer and she and Ron are meant for each other...really really really chezzy!!!!
Woohoo! I bagged a Weasley! Okay in a cheezy fic, but still...
Slightly AU, or so I hear. Summer between gang's sixth and seventh year. Hermione's POV. She goes away with her cousin [myname] to be leaders on Camp Moonlake, and she's in for a big surprise...
You know, if I've told my cousin Hermione once I've told her a hundred times, I do not want to be a camp counselor at the same place all those kids died last year. I have sex, I'd never last a second there!
[myname] grabbed his hands helping him up, she bit her lip pulling him closer. Oliver could smell her flowery perfume and it was driving him insane, he bent down his lips touching hers for a sweet kiss.
I bagged Wood?? GO ME!!!
Truth is, everyone is who they are by something that has happened in the past. Everyone has a past. [myname] has a past. But who will uncover it first, the good side, or the Dark side?
Amusing to me because of the title: [myname], A Canadian at Hogwarts. Hey Wolf? Guess this means I'll suddenly be able to follow a hockey puck? ;)
In desperation Dumbledore sends a young girl to the past to save none other then Harry Potter. The future is dark and has only one hope, a girl named [myname] finding Harry and saving him.
I'm Harry's only chance? Oh man, sucks to be him.
And, finally...
[myname] is a first year at Hogwarts she is an animagist for a shapeshifter and is a metamorphmagist like her mom tonks in book 5 her dad is an ancient fox named snow he took on a human form.
I'm an animagist, shapeshifter, metamorphmagist and I also make julienne fries! Act now and you'll get this plastic cutting board at no extra cost to you! Order today!
