There's a knock at the front door. A man opens it and looks down to find a snail sitting on the stoop. He picks up the little critter and throws it as far as he can.
Three years later, there's a knock. The man opens the door, looks down and there sits the same snail.
The snail looks up and says, "What the Hell was that for?"
Three years later, there's a knock. The man opens the door, looks down and there sits the same snail.
The snail looks up and says, "What the Hell was that for?"