I would have lost that bet

[thebratqueen]

If you had asked me earlier this morning, I would have said that in no way would the phrases "I've got to look at men's thongs" and "I have to admit I'm intrigued about what you do with a butt plug" would be uttered at my workplace today, nor would I have placed money on the person saying those phrases being someone other than yours truly.

Amazingly enough, it was part of my job and not me brainstorming the next chapter of Pet. Hard to believe, no?