A scene of terror

[thebratqueen]

[TBQ walks along, minding her own business, whistling a jaunty tune.]

[MONSTER EVIL PLOT BUNNY FROM HELL falls from the sky, landing on our fair heroine]

MEPBFH: Write me!

TBQ: AAAAAAAAAAAAA!

MEPBFH: Write me!

TBQ: [scrambles out from underneath it and attempts to scurry for cover] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

MEPBFH: You know you want to! Just look at my ears!

TBQ: [runs, attempts to hide behind mpoetess] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

MEPBFH: And the kinks! Just think of the kinks you could write with me!

TBQ: [clings to mpoetess for safety like a howler monkey in a hurricane] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

MEPBFH: Do you have anything to say besides the screaming?

TBQ: Yes! Take sisabet, not me!

MEPBFH: Why?

TBQ: Her blood is sweeter! Besides, have you read her latest QAF fic? Clearly she's already fallen prey to one of your kind! Take her, not me!

MEPBFH: Like you're Captian McWillpower these days.

TBQ: That is all justhuman's fault! Hers, not mine! Take her instead!

MEPBFH: Nope.

TBQ: [tries to hide underneath mpoetess again] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

MEPBFH: This has 'long day' written all over it.

TBQ: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!