Again I love my family

[thebratqueen]

Me, on the phone with my mom just now:

Mom: Daddy printed out that letter you wrote to George Bush for me to read.
TBQ: Oh yeah?
Mom: Yeah. I just wanted to say I'm very proud of you and I love you very much.
TBQ: Awww, thanks. So will you come visit me when they haul me off to Gitmo?
Mom: Well, you know I don't travel.
TBQ: Gee, thanks.
Mom: I'll call you!
TBQ: Very nice of you.
Mom: And look on the bright side, all those stripes will be very slimming on you!
TBQ: Hardy har har.