Fun with Falsehoods!

[thebratqueen]

You know I've decided that I'm wrong. I'm being far too judgemental about this whole "lies are still lies even by implication" thing. I mean consider - aren't we all grateful to President Clinton for allowing us to have oral sex with whomever we want with no fear that we're actually having sex or violating our marriage vows? Clearly we need to be grateful to Dubya, then, for ushering in a whole new era of truth telling.

So, in that vein, I'd like to honor the man himself with a few more things that aren't in any way shape or form wrong to say according to our dear president:

I'm not saying President Bush only manages to get an erection when someone reads aloud to him from various forms of children's literature. I'm just saying his wife's a librarian.

I'm not saying President Bush crossdresses, I'm just saying that there's a lot of women's clothing to be found in the White House.

I'm not saying President Bush cheated in order to get all his degrees. I'm just saying that more than one student at the schools he went to has been caught cheating.

I'm not saying President Bush molests farm animals, I'm just saying he knows a cow when he sees one and the Secret Service doesn't tell the news what he does 24 hours a day.

I'm not saying President Bush secretly fantasizes about what Bill Clinton is like in bed, I'm just saying I'm sure he's read Ken Starr's report from cover to cover.

I'm not saying President Bush doesn't actually have a penis, I'm just saying we've never seen any evidence to prove that he does.

There, see how much fun that was! Thanks Mr. Bush! 8)

Now you try!