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thebratqueenI've just found out that my Sunday and Monday are both, more or less, free. This presents many opportunities to cook. Now if only I could decide what I wanted to be cooking. I thought I was going to be trapped in all sorts of events. I've had no time to prepare!
I predict tonight I shall be curled up with cookbooks.
Yesterday, for thems that care, I made pound cake and the mix for ice cream. Today's breakfast is puff pancakes, bacon and Irish breakfast tea.
Now, much like people who just rattle off a list of punchlines, I provide random comments to conversations I've been seeing around LJ:
1. Yes, I'm aware trying to explain slash tends to end up annoying the pig, but sometimes the discussion can be interesting anyway.
2. I refuse to go out into the net with nothing but a lantern in the quest for the One Gay Guy Who's Really Offended By Slash so I can throw my stories in his face, wait for him to get offended, and then apologize to him. I'm likewise not going to find all the people out there in the world who think my current haircut is an insult to Christians. People need to learn to cope and I don't pre-emptively apologize for existing.
3. Anyone looking for deep, political commentary on the true life of being a lesbian from Britney Spears finally owning up to her act being nothing but stripteases with singing really needs to remember what channel they're watching.
4. No, I do not mind all the product placements on Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, because I remember a time when advertisers would rather set their companies on fire than be associated with faggots. We call that time "last week".
Ahh. Much better. Now to finish eating and attack that gas grill on my porch. Also to hope that my tomato plant hasn't died during the night. Stupid wind.
I predict tonight I shall be curled up with cookbooks.
Yesterday, for thems that care, I made pound cake and the mix for ice cream. Today's breakfast is puff pancakes, bacon and Irish breakfast tea.
Now, much like people who just rattle off a list of punchlines, I provide random comments to conversations I've been seeing around LJ:
1. Yes, I'm aware trying to explain slash tends to end up annoying the pig, but sometimes the discussion can be interesting anyway.
2. I refuse to go out into the net with nothing but a lantern in the quest for the One Gay Guy Who's Really Offended By Slash so I can throw my stories in his face, wait for him to get offended, and then apologize to him. I'm likewise not going to find all the people out there in the world who think my current haircut is an insult to Christians. People need to learn to cope and I don't pre-emptively apologize for existing.
3. Anyone looking for deep, political commentary on the true life of being a lesbian from Britney Spears finally owning up to her act being nothing but stripteases with singing really needs to remember what channel they're watching.
4. No, I do not mind all the product placements on Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, because I remember a time when advertisers would rather set their companies on fire than be associated with faggots. We call that time "last week".
Ahh. Much better. Now to finish eating and attack that gas grill on my porch. Also to hope that my tomato plant hasn't died during the night. Stupid wind.
