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Actual conversation:

Doc: I need you to look up colonoscopies
TBQ: What? Online?
Doc: Yeah
TBQ: Like on Google?
Doc: No, I was thinking www.up-the-wazoo.com
TBQ: You know something tells me that site's going to have a lot of pop-up ads
Doc: Well don't pick the adult version
TBQ: And the educational version differs from the porn version how? One lacks the hyphens?
Doc: Right. Oh - also don't pick the gay one.
TBQ: Because you don't want to confirm your daughter's suspicions about you.
Doc: Correct.

As I say, my job amuses me.

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