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For those of you playing at home, that's the amount of time it takes between me throwing a toy at Mac and him bapping it under the couch, where he can't reach. I'm so glad he's having fun.
In other news, yesterday
miss_edith and I watched the best documentary EVER. No, not The World's 10 Best Truck Stops (highlights include The Best Truck Stop With A Limo and... um, there is no "and"). But a show on Trio, a channel I am seriously jealous that I don't get, where a comedian named Scott Capurro (sp?) researched whether or not there were gay animals. Of the bits of information I gleaned from this documentary, I would say the most important are: A) Yes, there are gay animals B) Homophobes the world over will refuse to believe this, even if the same-sex animals are fucking right in front of them C) Whatever Scott is paid, it is not nearly enough because the boy brings the funny and D) "Lesbian Seagulls" would be a really good name for a band.
We also watched that classic film, The Ghost in the Invisible Bikini, and of all the movies I've seen that involve invisible bikinis and men wearing striped minidresses, this was easily the 2nd or 3rd best.
For those of you playing at home, that's the amount of time it takes between me throwing a toy at Mac and him bapping it under the couch, where he can't reach. I'm so glad he's having fun.
In other news, yesterday
We also watched that classic film, The Ghost in the Invisible Bikini, and of all the movies I've seen that involve invisible bikinis and men wearing striped minidresses, this was easily the 2nd or 3rd best.