Yeah, blame Kita
May. 15th, 2003 11:03 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
thebratqueenKita did such a great "my Angel" that she inspired me. (And, frankly, if you'd ever want to know about my Angel, just read hers because boy did she save me a lot of typing.)
My Angelus:
Owns the body.
Loves lying with the truth.
Knows that he's more stalwart and trustworthy than Angel is.
Resents Angel for fucking up his little family.
Resents Angel for looking better in certain clothes than he does.
Raped his sister before he killed her.
But still can't comprehend who Liam was.
Thinks it's hysterical that Angel got his punishment to be in Hell.
Knows Wes has a crush on Angel.
Knows Wes would blow him in a heartbeat if the opportunity arose.
Gets where Lilah is coming from.
Almost regrets not being able to screw Fred's mind up himself.
Isn't interested enough in Gunn to care one way or another.
Thinks the whole concept of Connor is icky.
Though he admires the resemblance to Darla.
Is still Catholic.
Is still devoutly Catholic.
Thought that if nuns were brides of Christ, that the big guy wouldn't mind a little coveting thy neighbour's wife.
And that even if he did, it'd be because Angelus was better at it than he was.
Thinks some forms of torture are really, really funny.
Could torture someone to the point where their guts were on the floor, their bones were broken, their entire life ruined and still be able to make that stupid son of a bitch look up and smile at him in pure devotion.
Has an itchy resentment that Stockholm Syndrome wasn't named after him.
Knows that when presented with a family, you always torture the kids first.
Unless they have pets.
Then you make the kids kill them.
Thinks Dru is his greatest creation.
Gets turned on watching Dru, especially when she's talking nonsense.
Except it's never nonsense to him.
Because he understands Dru better than anyone.
Knows it pissed Spike off to no end that he and Dru have that kind of relationship.
Knows it pissed Darla off too.
Didn't care.
Well - enjoyed pissing them off at least.
Thought Darla was a good ally, but wouldn't turn his back on her if he had a choice.
Knows she taught him to be this smart.
Knows she let him be in charge of the family, because that way his heart was the first in line for the stakes.
But also knows she gave in on that before he made her do it.
Because he turned out to be much more evil than she anticipated.
Thinks that the Order of Aurelius is one of the most embarassing things about Darla's past.
Isn't all that keen on anybody trying to connect him to it either.
Second on the list of most embarassing things is the fact that Spike is in love with the Slayer.
And that the idiot grandson went and got a soul for it.
Definitely feels that Spike got that from Angel's side of the family.
Knows that Angel could be a nasty, bad-ass in his own right, even without the help of his soulless self.
Is smug about the fact that he's a better family man than Angel is.
Loves to torture Angel.
Whenever he's got the body, loves to do things that will fuck Angel over, especially if the son of a bitch gets the soul back.
Watches in the back of their mind, and laughs to himself whenever Angel comes across one of those little booby traps.
Really hoped he could score with Cordy before Angel did.
Ditto getting his dick in Wes's mouth. Although that was more to train Wes how to use it, so that when the two of them finally stopped dancing around the gay thing, Angel would forever know that any pleasure he got came directly from Angelus's tutelage.
Taught Spike how to suck men off as well.
Can get Spike to do it to him just by snapping his fingers.
Could also get Spike to come just by telling him to.
Thought BF Skinner was a day late and a dollar short.
Saw, and continues to see, no problem with his Acathla plan, even though it would have meant his own destruction eventually.
Really loved fucking with Buffy's brain.
But is over it now.
Isn't actually that interested in Faith, beyond the normal Slayer interests.
And the fact that Wes was interested in her.
Is more techno-savvy than Angel is.
Isn't entirely certain that Angel isn't actually retarded.
Understands how their shared mind works better than anyone.
One day hopes to figure out how to be in charge even when the soul is present.
I feel like I'm forgetting stuff, but Kita just asked me to do Wes too so who am I to argue with her? ;)
My Angelus:
Owns the body.
Loves lying with the truth.
Knows that he's more stalwart and trustworthy than Angel is.
Resents Angel for fucking up his little family.
Resents Angel for looking better in certain clothes than he does.
Raped his sister before he killed her.
But still can't comprehend who Liam was.
Thinks it's hysterical that Angel got his punishment to be in Hell.
Knows Wes has a crush on Angel.
Knows Wes would blow him in a heartbeat if the opportunity arose.
Gets where Lilah is coming from.
Almost regrets not being able to screw Fred's mind up himself.
Isn't interested enough in Gunn to care one way or another.
Thinks the whole concept of Connor is icky.
Though he admires the resemblance to Darla.
Is still Catholic.
Is still devoutly Catholic.
Thought that if nuns were brides of Christ, that the big guy wouldn't mind a little coveting thy neighbour's wife.
And that even if he did, it'd be because Angelus was better at it than he was.
Thinks some forms of torture are really, really funny.
Could torture someone to the point where their guts were on the floor, their bones were broken, their entire life ruined and still be able to make that stupid son of a bitch look up and smile at him in pure devotion.
Has an itchy resentment that Stockholm Syndrome wasn't named after him.
Knows that when presented with a family, you always torture the kids first.
Unless they have pets.
Then you make the kids kill them.
Thinks Dru is his greatest creation.
Gets turned on watching Dru, especially when she's talking nonsense.
Except it's never nonsense to him.
Because he understands Dru better than anyone.
Knows it pissed Spike off to no end that he and Dru have that kind of relationship.
Knows it pissed Darla off too.
Didn't care.
Well - enjoyed pissing them off at least.
Thought Darla was a good ally, but wouldn't turn his back on her if he had a choice.
Knows she taught him to be this smart.
Knows she let him be in charge of the family, because that way his heart was the first in line for the stakes.
But also knows she gave in on that before he made her do it.
Because he turned out to be much more evil than she anticipated.
Thinks that the Order of Aurelius is one of the most embarassing things about Darla's past.
Isn't all that keen on anybody trying to connect him to it either.
Second on the list of most embarassing things is the fact that Spike is in love with the Slayer.
And that the idiot grandson went and got a soul for it.
Definitely feels that Spike got that from Angel's side of the family.
Knows that Angel could be a nasty, bad-ass in his own right, even without the help of his soulless self.
Is smug about the fact that he's a better family man than Angel is.
Loves to torture Angel.
Whenever he's got the body, loves to do things that will fuck Angel over, especially if the son of a bitch gets the soul back.
Watches in the back of their mind, and laughs to himself whenever Angel comes across one of those little booby traps.
Really hoped he could score with Cordy before Angel did.
Ditto getting his dick in Wes's mouth. Although that was more to train Wes how to use it, so that when the two of them finally stopped dancing around the gay thing, Angel would forever know that any pleasure he got came directly from Angelus's tutelage.
Taught Spike how to suck men off as well.
Can get Spike to do it to him just by snapping his fingers.
Could also get Spike to come just by telling him to.
Thought BF Skinner was a day late and a dollar short.
Saw, and continues to see, no problem with his Acathla plan, even though it would have meant his own destruction eventually.
Really loved fucking with Buffy's brain.
But is over it now.
Isn't actually that interested in Faith, beyond the normal Slayer interests.
And the fact that Wes was interested in her.
Is more techno-savvy than Angel is.
Isn't entirely certain that Angel isn't actually retarded.
Understands how their shared mind works better than anyone.
One day hopes to figure out how to be in charge even when the soul is present.
I feel like I'm forgetting stuff, but Kita just asked me to do Wes too so who am I to argue with her? ;)
