Do NOT cross me when I'm tired
Jan. 4th, 2003 01:17 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
thebratqueenMemo to three fuckwits:
Fuckwit #1: Yes, I know it's Saturday. I deliberately screw up my own work schedule so I can try to do reminder calls a little bit later on a Saturday morning because I'm well aware some people need to sleep in that day, or would at least like a lazy morning before dealing with the telephone. However, do not cop attitude with me if you're the moron who can't figure out how to use the little button on your phone that turns the ringer OFF. If you don't want calls, try using it.
Fuckwit #2: Yeah, I know you're running late. My car was in a one inch solid block of ice this morning. I ran late too. However I, unlike you, called as soon as I suspected that I would be late. You, unlike me, called when you were late to say you were one minute away. Doesn't matter. You're still late. Your appt was for a half hour. You now have less than a half hour. No, the doc can't see you. No, copping attitude with me won't change this. Take responsibility for your actions and also learn the meaning of the phrase "don't shoot the messenger".
Fuckwit #3: You see that sign next to my parking spot? The one that says "Visitor parking"? The one that's not on my parking spot? Contrary to your belief, there are no invisible letters on that sign which say "Actually, we mean the spot one space to the right." I don't know you who are, I don't care. I don't appreciate having to search for a parking space when I only have an hour for lunch, 20 min of which are taken up by me driving back and forth to work. I'd slash your tires as a way of saying thank you except that would make it harder for you to GET YOUR CAR OUT OF MY DAMN SPOT. Mind you, if you haven't been towed yet when I get back tonight, and there's a visitor spot open for me to park in? Well you do the math.
Fuckwit #1: Yes, I know it's Saturday. I deliberately screw up my own work schedule so I can try to do reminder calls a little bit later on a Saturday morning because I'm well aware some people need to sleep in that day, or would at least like a lazy morning before dealing with the telephone. However, do not cop attitude with me if you're the moron who can't figure out how to use the little button on your phone that turns the ringer OFF. If you don't want calls, try using it.
Fuckwit #2: Yeah, I know you're running late. My car was in a one inch solid block of ice this morning. I ran late too. However I, unlike you, called as soon as I suspected that I would be late. You, unlike me, called when you were late to say you were one minute away. Doesn't matter. You're still late. Your appt was for a half hour. You now have less than a half hour. No, the doc can't see you. No, copping attitude with me won't change this. Take responsibility for your actions and also learn the meaning of the phrase "don't shoot the messenger".
Fuckwit #3: You see that sign next to my parking spot? The one that says "Visitor parking"? The one that's not on my parking spot? Contrary to your belief, there are no invisible letters on that sign which say "Actually, we mean the spot one space to the right." I don't know you who are, I don't care. I don't appreciate having to search for a parking space when I only have an hour for lunch, 20 min of which are taken up by me driving back and forth to work. I'd slash your tires as a way of saying thank you except that would make it harder for you to GET YOUR CAR OUT OF MY DAMN SPOT. Mind you, if you haven't been towed yet when I get back tonight, and there's a visitor spot open for me to park in? Well you do the math.
