In case there was doubt...

[thebratqueen]

wesleysgirl and I are big dorks. Here's proof:

A discussion about the hotness of vamp boyfriends with mortal lovers leads to:

thebratq: "Angel, you look so hungry...." [jazz music starts to play]
wesgirl_addsmystery: LOLOLOL!!!!
thebratq: "Oh Angel, I'm so clumsy - I've gone and spilled this blood *all over* myself...."
wesgirl_addsmystery: "Oh, dear... and it's all going to go to *waste*...all this rich delicious blood..."
thebratq: "Dripping down my body..."
wesgirl_addsmystery: "Way, way down...."
thebratq: Heh.
thebratq: Cheesy vampire pickup lines -
thebratq: "Say, does that blood go *all* the way down?"
wesgirl_addsmystery: "Is that some bagged blood in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"
thebratq: "If I told you you had a lovely blood type would you hold it against me?"
wesgirl_addsmystery: ROFL!
wesgirl_addsmystery: "Hey, baby, what's your type?"
thebratq: Ha!
thebratq: "So... I hear you're what they call a universal donor."
wesgirl_addsmystery: "Do you have any vampire in you? No? Would you like some?
thebratq: HA!
thebratq: "You know your body would look great crumpled on a heap on my floor."
wesgirl_addsmystery: "Let's have breakfast together tomorrow. Shall I call you, or just suck you dry before we fall asleep?"
thebratq: "Are your legs tired? Because I've been thinking of chasing you through my dungeon *all night*."

I admit that we're scary.