Oh Lord

I'm sure I'm late to the party but today I saw my first variation on the theme of "Hey, doesn't that BLACK GUY know it's called the WHITE house for a reason?" At which point my head exploded. Which is good because being dead meant I didn't have to see the sentence that came after about how if Barack won then we'd all have to "learn how to talk like them" complete with examples of how "they" talk.*

Now I'm just double checking here - we all agreed that passing that kind of shit on was punishable by painful death, right? Because I'd hate to go right to death if there's a mention that pain be involved.

(* Thankfully said email was not sent directly to me. It was sent to someone else who only showed it to me as a part of a "WHAT THE FUCK ARE MY IN-LAWS ON?" conversation. But still. There it was. Without any form of irony. I've showered and yet I still don't feel fully clean.)