A day off means just that, damn it

Okay people: your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to make sure that I do not leave my apartment today unless I am:

1. Dealing with laundry
2. Getting food

I say this because I can tell that I am far too ready to be totally stupid just like I was last week and so I am attempting to head this off at the pass.

So I say unto you: Distract me! Point out long fic I should read! Tell me about marathons of crappy reality TV that will keep me on the couch for hours! Tell me where I can find old episodes of The Hills on youtube! Show me nudity and porn! Possibly your own!

I'd say you could also sit on me but Luna's got that covered. 8)

That'll work

Oo! Dirty Jobs marathon!

*settles down on couch until dinnertime*