Collapsing sounds good. Also having dinner delivered

I am dead I tell you, DEAD.

I just spent the entire afternoon putting my new bureau together. It was actually kind of fun in a hammering things and using tools kind of way. I am also proud of how I did it all by myself, since the instructions actually said "Two people" under the "Required tools" section.

But no! I wanted to do it all on my own so I did!

And now I'm totally exhausted and my back hurts, so this is me sitting on the couch for the rest of the night.

I'll get around to fancy stuff like actually putting things into the drawers tomorrow.

Or maybe next week.

*thunk*

Bad enough that it was a statement cookie

Written inside of my fortune cookie:

"Today is a good day to water your personal garden."

I'm sure there's a way to read that without immediately thinking "Dirty!" but it's just not coming.