Now I dead from crap

[pulls up the news]

[reads Cheney's speech from last night]

[head EXPLODES]

I - the - he - what - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You know what this is? This isn't Bizarro World or even 1984. It's Animal Farm. And the sad thing is that there's a lot of people out there nodding their heads and thinking that anything of what this asshole said was right.

Pardon me, I'm going to go weep bitter tears.