Rassin' frassin'

So I find out that instead of tonight's episode of 24 there will be a press conference from the world leader you love to hate regarding pre 9-11 intelligence.

Who wants the over/under on how likely it is that he'll admit to being told there was a big thing coming up, it involved planes and NYC, and if he just got his head out of his ass re: doing anything that Clinton planned on doing he could have avoided it?

[crickets chirp]

Yeah, I thought so.

All that's left is to wonder if I want to tune in with fellow snarkers on IRC or if I want to avoid the urge to stab forks in my eye by watching last week's ep of Queer Eye on my Tivo.

Decisions decisions....

ow

After much deliberation I've decided to hide under my desk until my rain-induced headache goes away.

I'm not sure if this method will work, but it's bound to be worth a try.

Somebody else cover my phone for me? Thanks.

Okay, admit it

C'mon. Tell me I wasn't the only one watching Showbiz Moms and Dads instead of Dubya's press conference?

(Though reading the CNN recap of it can I just say that if you want to avoid comparisons to Vietnam you should really try to avoid gunning for re-election under the "I've got a plan to get us out of this war" banner. Nixon much? I'm just sayin')

But seriously - scary parents! It's the new crack!

[tapping foot]

Ahem.

justhuman and I watched Showbiz Moms and Dads tonight and it is the new crack and you will go watch it on Bravo right now ('cause it's Bravo, so there's bound to be a thousand reruns when they're not showing West Wing, Queer Eye, or Actor's Studio) and you will talk with JH and me about psycho parents who will not let their children pee!

Go on. I'll wait.

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