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thebratqueen) wrote2006-09-20 11:58 pm
thebratqueen) wrote2006-09-20 11:58 pm
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One more before bed...
I take a shower, my brain gives this to me:
Five ways Willow told Peter she was pregnant
1) "This morning? When I threw up? Turns out it wasn't because of Mrs. Beaver's attempt at making gefilte fish."
2) "Okay, all High Kings of Narnia who are about to become Daddies take one step forward. Not so fast there, Ed."
3) "Sweetie, I know you've got reasons for the why and when that you do everything around here but I really, really think you need to up the pirority on those maternity leave laws. Like nowish."
4) "So you know yesterday when I said I could do a spell to track down information about that Caspian guy and you said no way because of the time problem and I said yes way because I could modify the spell so that it'd form a glowing ball of light that would go wooosh right in the direction of anything we needed to know about future Narnian princes? Yeah, funny story. Which, by the way, is going to answer your question about this weird mark on the front of my shirt."
5) "Remember back at school when older-Susan told you all those things that were going to happen in your future? Guess which other one isn't going to be true."
Five ways Willow told Peter she was pregnant
1) "This morning? When I threw up? Turns out it wasn't because of Mrs. Beaver's attempt at making gefilte fish."
2) "Okay, all High Kings of Narnia who are about to become Daddies take one step forward. Not so fast there, Ed."
3) "Sweetie, I know you've got reasons for the why and when that you do everything around here but I really, really think you need to up the pirority on those maternity leave laws. Like nowish."
4) "So you know yesterday when I said I could do a spell to track down information about that Caspian guy and you said no way because of the time problem and I said yes way because I could modify the spell so that it'd form a glowing ball of light that would go wooosh right in the direction of anything we needed to know about future Narnian princes? Yeah, funny story. Which, by the way, is going to answer your question about this weird mark on the front of my shirt."
5) "Remember back at school when older-Susan told you all those things that were going to happen in your future? Guess which other one isn't going to be true."