I'm OLD

[thebratqueen]

So I'm driving into work and I'm listening to the radio. This commercial comes on. It's these male and female voices saying, basically, "Mom, Dad, now that we've graduated we should have a [brand name] cellphone!" and goes on to talk about how the phones are reasonably priced and the monthly plans are good too. And how "after four years" they deserve it.

My response?

"IF YOU WANT A CELL PHONE GET YOUR GRADUATED ASS A JOB!"

Sheesh!