Tuesday Has No Phones (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
thebratqueen) wrote2004-06-30 11:44 am
thebratqueen) wrote2004-06-30 11:44 am
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ARRRRRRGGGGGHHHH!!!
Dear office phone:
Diediediediediediediediediediediestabbystabbystabby
diediediediediediediediediedie!!!!!111
It's trying to kill me. I'm telling you. It's ringing off the hook and it's trying to kill me. The fax machine is also conspiring with it. Either way if I have to hear a phone ring one more time I won't be held responsible for my actions. I told the doc the fist of death is being employed, and I'm either using it on the phone or him.
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Luckily for me tonight I'll have peace and quiet as I spend time with the Lord, quite literally as I'll be hitting an evening service at the Episcopal church tonight to make up for the service I'll be missing this Sunday. It may be worthwhile to note that my previous Holy Day of Obligation, aka Angel, has now been replaced with about the same amount of time being spent with a gay priest on the exact same night. Six of one, please meet half dozen of another. Now all we need is Angel as a gay priest, but I'll use this icon of Wesley in the meanwhile.
Now back to killing the phone. And pondering tattoo ideas. These concepts are in no way related, but it's my journal and I'll sequitur however I want to.
Monkeys.
Diediediediediediediediediediediestabbystabbystabby
diediediediediediediediediedie!!!!!111
It's trying to kill me. I'm telling you. It's ringing off the hook and it's trying to kill me. The fax machine is also conspiring with it. Either way if I have to hear a phone ring one more time I won't be held responsible for my actions. I told the doc the fist of death is being employed, and I'm either using it on the phone or him.
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Luckily for me tonight I'll have peace and quiet as I spend time with the Lord, quite literally as I'll be hitting an evening service at the Episcopal church tonight to make up for the service I'll be missing this Sunday. It may be worthwhile to note that my previous Holy Day of Obligation, aka Angel, has now been replaced with about the same amount of time being spent with a gay priest on the exact same night. Six of one, please meet half dozen of another. Now all we need is Angel as a gay priest, but I'll use this icon of Wesley in the meanwhile.
Now back to killing the phone. And pondering tattoo ideas. These concepts are in no way related, but it's my journal and I'll sequitur however I want to.
Monkeys.